Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Sharp Shooter from Breaux Bridge!




The best marksmen in the FBI was passing through Breaux Bridge La.. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be a Mr. Thibodeaux (no relation to Mary Lynn) "This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?" "Mais, it's nuttin to it," said Thibodeaux.. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."

Monday, August 20, 2007

Boudreaux

A man approached Boudreaux when he was visiting in Breaux Bridge.
"What's the quickest way to Lafayette?
Boudreaux scratched his head.
"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
"I'm driving."
"Dat's Da quickest way!"

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

A Cajun Quiz!

Let's test your Cajun IQ.
This quiz is designed to test your knowledge of the Cajun culture
and includes 26 multiple-choice questions.
You can take the quiz by filling out this form.
If you include your e-mail address, the quiz will be automatically
"graded" with the results immediately returned to you via e-mail.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Marriage Counseling Cajun Style!

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Boudreaux says,
"I think I'm going to divorce my wife --
she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
"Thibodeaux spits, sips his beer and says,
"You better think it over -- womenlike that are hard to find."

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Peggy Sue Boodro!

It's the summer of 1956 and young Thibodeaux (tibodo) goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue Boudreaux (boodro).
Thibodeaux is a pretty hip guy with his own car, a duck tail hairdo and white loafers..
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father, Boodro, answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you haff a seat?"
Boodro asks the young man what they're planning to do.
Young Thib politely said that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Boodro responds, "Why don't you kids go out an' screw? Ah hear all duh kids are doin' it!"
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Thibodeaux and he says, "Whaaaat?"
"Yeah," says Boo, "We know Peggy Sue really likes ta' screw! Mais, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
Thibodeaux's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Thibodeaux escorts his date out the front door while Boo is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a wink for young Thib..
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at Boodro....
"DAD! It's duh TWIST! It's called duh TWIST!!"

Wednesday, July 11, 2007