Saturday, April 19, 2008

Makes Sense to Me!


A 2007 LSU study found that the average Cajun
walks about 900 miles a year.Another LSU study found that Cajuns drink an
average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That conclusively means, on average,
Coon Asses
get about 41 miles per gallon!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Overflow Hotel & other Hotels near the Hilton

The Lafayette Hilton, headquarters for our 68th Annual Conference, is"Sold Out" for the conference dates. Early action by a big crowdplanning to come has booked up every available room, our block plus!Do not abandon hope! Mary Lynn has arranged for a first round of"Overflow"rooms at the nearby HOTEL ACADIANA, 1801 West Pinhook, 2 blocks West ofthe Hilton, (337)233-8120, Group # 106729, $99 + tax S/D, currently"blocked"until May 26,
Don't hesitate! Don't wait!

Hotel Acadiana
Lafayette, LA
Distance: 0.46 mi / 0.74 km
• Located in Lafayette’s Oil Center, this hotel is a mile from Vermillionville, Girard Park, and Lafayette Regional Airport. . 1-800-551-2409

Fairfield Inn & Suites Lafayette South
Lafayette, LA
Distance: 0.18 mi / 0.29 km
• This hotel, located in Lafayette’s business district, is within 2 miles of Louisiana State University at Lafayette. 1-800-551-2409

Courtyard by Marriott Lafayette
Lafayette, LA
Distance: 0.46 mi / 0.74 km
The hotel designed by business travelers, Courtyard surrounds you with all the comforts that make business and pleasure travel easy. 1-800-551-2409

Americas Best Inns Lafayette
Lafayette, LA Distance: 0.54 mi / 0.87 km
Lafayette Americas Best Suites Is Located In The Heart Of The Business District-It Is Situated 3 Miles From Lafayette Regional Airport- ...
1-800-551-2409

Ramada Inn Lafayette
Lafayette, LA
Distance: 0.55 mi / 0.89 km
• This hotel is three miles south of downtown Lafayette and two miles from Lafayette Regional Airport. 1-800-551-2409

•La Quinta Inn and Suites Lafayette
Lafayette, LA
Distance: 0.61 mi / 0.98 km
• Located in downtown Lafayette, this hotel is one mile from the Acadian Mall, four miles from the Cajundome, and 20 miles from Avery Island.
More lodging info
Same great rates plus expert advice. 1-800-551-2409

Golf Tournament - June 23rd!

The Golf Tounament will be held on June23rd at the Farm Golf Club.



The registration form is included to the left

in Southwest Fest Links.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Cajuns in Heaven!


Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you; I have some Cajuns up here in heaven who are causing some problems.
They are swinging on the pearly gates. My horn is missing. Barbecue sauce is all over their robes. Hamhock, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean.
There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every animal up here! Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their hair."
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with them."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do for you?"
God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there with the Cajuns you have there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"
God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this . . . . Hold on, God." This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coonasses have done put the fire out and are holding a benefit crawfish and shrimp boil to install air conditioning."

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Look Out "Skeeters"


It's about that time folks-- so thought I'd send out this reminder!!!!

Prepare to be repelled!!!!!

Use Bounce Fabric Softener Sheets...Best thing ever used in Louisiana..just wipe on & go...Great for Babies

Bob, a fisherman, takes one vitamin B-1 tablet a day April through October .
He said it works. He was right.Hasn't had a mosquito bite in 33 years. Try it.Every one he has talked into trying it works on them.Vitimin B-1
( Thiamine Hydrochloride 100 mg.)

If you eat bananas,the mosquitos like you,
- something about the banana oil as your body processes it.
Stop eating bananas for the summer and
the mosquitos will be much less interested.

This is going to floor you, but one of the bestinsect repellents someone found (who is in the woods every day), is Vick's Vaporub.

Plant marigolds around the yard, the flowers give off a smell that bugs do not like,so plant some in that garden also to help wardoff bugs without using insecticides.

"Tough guy" Marines who spend a great deal of time"camping out" say that the very best mosquito repellant you can use is
Avon Skin-So-Soft bath oil mixed about half and half with alcohol.

One of the best natural insect repellants that I've discovered is made from the clear real vanilla. This is the pure Vanilla that is sold in Mexico. It works great for mosquitoes and ticks,don't know about other insects.

When all else fails--get a frog !!!